Pamie recapping Gilmore season 5:

-Tristan x Jess = Logan
(or 'Tristan 3.0 ' - but who was 2.0? not Jess. but ok, the equation is pretty good. an answer to "wait, yeah, why does Logan have some appeal when Tristan obviously did not?")
see p.1 of You Jump, I'll Jump, Jack. 5-7

-It's a brand-new strummy-strummy for a brand new Rory, who falls out of a limo filled with drunk boys. She's still wearing $500,000 worth of diamonds as she stumbles around in her yard, filled with booze, not a tear in sight, clearly happy with her new phase as rich party skank. Lorelai watches from the living-room window, clearly disappointed in how quickly her daughter is swimming to the shallow end.
p.12 ending the recap of The Party's Over. 5-8

5-10 They've Got the Boat; They Just Need the Shark But Not As Cute As Pushkin - Rory tries to give a tour of Yale, but she keeps getting interrupted by the television show she's on. Lorelai ignores Luke's cry for No Takebacks. (?)
1st scene: Miss Patty says that the party is on Tuesday, the 30th, which is Luke's Dark Day. But it's weird because the episode is airing on Tuesday the 30th, and I can't help thinking they are now intentionally messing with our heads. And if the party is right now when we're watching the show, then who's watching us?!