daily show: this is the vice president's fourth consecutive day without shooting anyone else in the face.
fema guy says he felt "somewhat abandoned" - jon stewart: "~somewhat abandoned. not : stranded-on-a-rooftop- without-fresh-water-for-days abandoned. but ok, somewhat abandoned."
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
are you at the regenstein?
(you probably call it the 'reg' now huh)
daily show: on the down side, social networking sites like myspace are loaded with sexual predators. but - on the plus side, they're also loaded with sexual prey.