OSCARS! chat, bitch, who's fugly, who's not...
posted by: amberglow at: 19:29 238 comments
I'll start you off--that Junebug actress looked beautiful i thought, best outfit/hair/etc so far.
yes yeay Amy Adams.
oh, would Jake have been nominated for lead actor if he had been the top? is that why Heath was?
posted by amberglow 05 March 19:45
this is fun. satisfying.
The cowboy thing was hysterical. Kidman looks pretty. I wish she would go redhead again tho.
posted by iconomy 05 March 20:14
i think nicole looked terrible--too washed out, with the light hair and light dress against the light set
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:15
Stewart was killing, but not in that room. And the monatge was great.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 05 March 20:15
Clooney!--our favorite handyman from Facts of Life : >(for decades i've been hearing about him, and guys and s&m)
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:17
SHUT UP AMBERGLOW!!!!!! He's just a bachelor 'cuz he hasn't met me yet.
posted by jrossi4r 05 March 20:21
sure, jrossi--keep thinking that--he's 40what, and never is seen with a date ever
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:25
I thought the Tom Hanks sketch was funny. It would been even better if they actually did that though.
posted by kosher_jenny 05 March 20:27
I like how Stewart pretty much outed Clooney with that "joke" about how he ends his dates with "good night and good luck," if you read it a certain way.
posted by drjimmy11 05 March 20:27
That's because he's a gentleman. He's discreet. I hate that they're playing the music under the speeches. It's distracting.
posted by jrossi4r 05 March 20:28
Witherspoon is all one color. I think she looked pretty.
posted by iconomy 05 March 20:28
Arrgh! Howl or W&G? I'm so torn in this catagory.
posted by kosher_jenny 05 March 20:29
reese looks blah too--the silvery blue background isn't helping anyonei know drjimmy!
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:29
Howl! but w&g's gonna win, i bet
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:30
And they did! Aww, I love the bowties. :D
posted by kosher_jenny 05 March 20:30
Even the little Oscars have bow ties... yeah sweet. this, plus later the stuffed penguin french guys.
posted by iconomy 05 March 20:31
many of the actresses are gonna be pissed at their stylists when they see the tape and pics of this--they should have know the backdrops were so light--all the beige and taupe and cream dresses are terrible choices.
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:31
naomi too, is too monochromatic
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:32
Oh lord, Chicken Little cgi. Spare me. I'd rather Zach Braff presented the ocsar himself. :/
posted by kosher_jenny 05 March 20:44
If nobody knows the winners ahead of time, how do they do the cartoons?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 March 20:44
The animated shorts all looked so intriguing, and I didn't see any of them...anyone else?
posted by iconomy 05 March 20:44
they're only playing the music continually thru the small awards--they didn't do it for clooney.
i'd like to see them, ico. i think they tape 5 diff endings for the animated things.
posted by amberglow 05 March 20:45
They played the music for Clooney, too, amberglow.
posted by jrossi4r 05 March 20:46
wow, arent they worried having Reeves and Bullock in the same room with all these good actors might cause the universe to collapse on itself or something?
posted by drjimmy11 05 March 21:31
Sad, but I think Jon is bombing somewhat.
posted by moonbird 05 March 21:33
Stewart is in way over her is head. This venue is, for sure, not his.
posted by jelly 05 March 21:38
The problem is that Jon can't engage in his usual hilarious schtick: mercilessly skewering politicians and other public figures. In this venue, he can't really skewer his audience; he can only pretend to do so. It's a kind of faux Jon Stewart we're seeing, unfortunately.
posted by brainwidth 05 March 21:41
the problem is that Stewart doesnt have his usual choir to preach to and frankly a lot of the stuff he does on the Daily Show really isnt that funny, its just really well tailored to his target demo.(You can get yr pitchforks out now)
posted by drjimmy11 05 March 21:43

Matt Dillon just gets hotter with age. : )
posted by sisterhavana 05 March 21:23
I wobbled over and asked for a light. "Sorry, don't have one," he said. "Oh," I answered and weaved in place a bit (I was moderately sozzled). As I wobbled, he kept making eye contact with his companion, as if to say, 'this fuck makes one false move, cream him.' and I stumbled off. So that's my story of almost passing out on Matt Dillon.
posted by jonmc 05 March 22:11

crash????
posted by amberglow 05 March 23:21
WTF, Crash?
posted by kosher_jenny 05 March 23:21