JS says Colbert, we've never been prouder of you.
and at check-in--
JS: Like to congratulate you on your weekend.
Colbert: You're probably referring to all the weight I lost.
JS: Running away from Washington?
C: ~ 250 miles in wingtips.

and now on the Repor, C is puzzled that his housekeeper and gardener and the guy who stands in his parking space did not show up for work today, says he hopes there isn't some bug going around, and for his part he had one of the best weekends of his life. right on.

and he's surprised at some of the people, subversives, that they let in to the White House Correspondents Dinner.