House MD Episodes: Season 3 #313 "Needle in a Haystack": House, determined to get a parking spot closer to the hospital entrance, appeals to Cuddy, who dares him to prove how much he wants the spot by spending one week in a wheelchair...

House's delight when he manages to close the passenger side door of his car, after pulling in the wheelchair - he backs up then suddenly pulls forward - and smiles

"they're right not to try an experimental treatment, better to continue moving the furniture while he dies"

he said some other thing I liked here ...

"you may have the wheel but you have to squeak to get the grease"

A 16-year-old suffers respiratory arrest while making out with his girlfriend. The doctors can't figure out what's wrong and, making matters worse, his Gypsy parents instinctively distrust the doctors. Jake Richardson as Stevie; Jessy Schram as Leah - outsider girlfriend - she's lovely here. I've seen her before - the actress was on an episode of Boston Legal - I think maybe as an anorexic girl facing off against her mother in court?


House: Needle in a Haystack - Quotes - TV.com

Dr. Cuddy: You can’t be serious.
House: Actually, I can. (frowns) See?

Dr. Cuddy: Pride goeth before the fall.
House: Lucky for me I’m sitting in one of these babies.

Dr. Whitner: I’m not worried. From what I hear what you lack in shame you also lack in willpower.
House: My will may be weak, but my backbone is strong. And pain-free now that I’ve stopped using the cane. Of course it’s harder to look down Cuddy’s shirt. But the vantage point on her ass is much improved. That’s just me, always looking on the bright side. I’m the one who said her C-cups are half full.
Dr. Whitner: (suggestively) They are nice, aren’t they?
House: Ahhh, no no no no no. You’re not going to win me over that easily.

Trivia
The bumper sticker on the back of House's wheelchair said "I'd rather be walking."

When Cameron says the wrist bone mnemonic she says "scared lovers try positions they can't handle." However, the writer or actress muffs the line as the correct mnemonic is "scared lovers try positions that they can't handle", which works to remember the bones Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetral, Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, and Hamate.