Television Without Pity » Friday Night Lights » Blinders: Matt gets first choice and so....he picks Tyra. An obvious choice given that Tyra is a huge woman full of wrath, but also funny because Matt had to fully turn around to even see her sitting behind everyone on the bleachers. Tim, looking serious with a finger to his chin asks, 'Does anyone here know how to chop block?' Cut to Tyra mouthing 'Oh. My. God,' before a girl with a wittle white wibbon in her haiwr raises her hand and says 'I do!' Tim: 'Nice. Let's go.' That delivery was hott.

Matt then...picks some girl named Laurel. Julie looks pissed. Back to Tim: "Let's go, Garrity." Is it bad that every time I hear this kid say "let's go" my hand involuntarily goes to the buttons on my jeans? Everyone is all "oooo!" at Tim's choice, and Lyla just bounces over to him, her ponytail thumbing its nose at the boy all the way along. Matt's choice again, and this time he picks..."Julie Taylor, please? Please?" Julie stomps off the bleachers and over to his side, her hair flowing like a beautiful lioness's.

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I really wanted Lyla to come back with something really biting and awesome; not because she could ever even remotely approximate Tyra's awesomeness, but simply because Lyla needs to embrace the inner bitch, and quick. Tyra, though, is BFF with the inner bitch..

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Matt finally acknowledges that he's got a waste of space as quarterback, and then we cut to Julie Taylor, sitting on the ground in the cutest "disaffected" outfit ever created. And which, obviously, involves a pair of Chucks. Matt walks over to her and sits on his knees. He begs her to play quarterback, but she just screws up her pissed-off little nose and asks "Hmmm, let's see, I was third pick? Am I even qualified to talk to QB1?" Matt begs some more, "C'mon, you're the only who knows how to play." Julie: "I do know how to play but..." Nope. Tyra, beyond the bickering twosome, has got nothing but fire in her belly for a win and calls towards them: "Um, 'scuse me? Lovebirds? Let's go!" I. Love. Tyra.