CHRISTMAS SHOPPING by Buck Owens: I got ten toy soldiers for Billy Joe, I got coloring book for Sue, I got a little toy train for Danny boy, and a cowboy suit for Lou. I got a talkin' baby doll for Cindy, I got a pair o'roller skates for Jane. And baby if we ever have any more kids Christmas shoppin's gonna drive me insane.

such an accent on "insane"; I like it. this was the opener for hthwf (now to be called music from the dark end of the street) - mure upbeat than "I drink."