to tune of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater:

I wish you were a tv star
so I could watch you from afar
I'd see your face & hear your voice
without you having any choice.

stalker version. (like joe says of Every Breath You Take.)


web idiom version:
I wish you were a tv star
so I could watch you from afar
I'd hear you voice & see your face;
belong to me would all your base.


expressive of the occasioning thought (jl):
I wish you were a tv star
so I could watch you from afar
I'd hear your voice & see your face
without having to keep your pace.