How Can It Be Irony When It Is Exactly What You Expected?

Whimsical is the New Weightiness

name that humor.

"Who's That Girl?" (Eurythmics) I think it's Rosanna Arquette. Or Patricia. Is there another Arquette sister? Because if there is, maybe it's her.

"Who Can It Be Now?" (Men At Work) Probably the UPS guy. They said they'd be here between noon and six. What's it now — around four?

"Where Did it all Go Wrong?" (Oasis) I'd say almost immediately after "What's the Story Morning Glory?" That's an obvious answer, and quite glib, I realize, but it's true. Boy, is it true.