Venganza Open Letter - I like his FAQ and hire me pages. He doesn't want to move to Vegas.
Update: Offered a "real job" in Las Vegas. Trying to avoid moving there, as Vegas is the worst place on earth and makes my head want to explode.
8/11/05 Another casino-industry employer is interested... lookit the email I received, and my response: Is it in Vegas? By the way, I've applied to [xxxx] a number of times, without any response. I hope the irony is not lost on you that it took a letter about a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER to get your attention.
FAQ 7. Your graph is messed up. -No it's not. Time doesn't have to be on the X-axis. If you look, you'll see that the X-axis is "number of pirates". It is a graph of "global average temperature" (in celsius) vs "number of pirates". It's legit, and there is a statistical significance. I SWEAR the graph is ok, really. I promise. I die a little everytime I get an email about this (well over 100 now). The numbers go 35,000 then 45,000 then 20,000 on purpose. See, there was a decline in the pirate population, but it rebounded slightly, and then declined again. Check your history books. Also, I realize that there are several sports teams named the "pirates", and that there are millions of music/software "pirates". But *real* pirates use swords.