Boston Legal - TWoP Forums p234:--Speaking of the dwarf, I vaguely remember Alan had a...proclivity for little people, mentioned in S1. Or did I hallucinate that?-From S1's Loose Lips:
Tara Wilson: Alan.
Alan Shore: Tara.
Tara Wilson: What’s with the woman?
Alan Shore: What woman?
Tara Wilson: What woman?! The one you brought to the staff meeting.
Alan Shore: She’s my elf, Tara. I thought I was quite clear on that.
Tara Wilson: Yes. Very amusing. Why is she here?
Alan Shore: Well, it seems I’ve put on a few pounds since last year, so she brought me my new suit. I do
some work with the Salvation Army. We work as a team, actually. Is there a problem?
Tara Wilson: Not at all.
Alan Shore: But?
Tara Wilson: Not that I’ve been doing background checks, but I have a friend who evidently knows an old friend of yours, and . . .
Alan Shore: And?
Tara Wilson: You once cohabited with a little person.
Alan Shore: Two lovely years. I lived with her for three.
Tara Wilson: Do you have a thing for little women?
Alan Shore: I have a thing for women. You’ve never fallen for someone shorter than you?
Tara Wilson: Well, I believe I’m involved with one now.
Alan Shore: Either you’re mistaken, or I’m jealous.