Boston Legal 3x16: "The Good Lawyer"
February 20, 2007
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this part was not there on 2/21 - transcript was incomplete - but checked & found it on 3/15

Alan Shore: (laughs) Here’s the problem with your theory, Jerry.
(sets down his briefcase, and steps closer, and closer, and)
As plausible as it sounds now, you and I both know when you actually get up to give your closing, you’re “Hands” Espenson. Chewing on a silly wooden cigarette isn’t going to distract you from the reality that you have very little trial experience, that you’re scared to death just to be in the room, and that as able as you might be to fool others or even yourself, I know what you are. And knowing that I know, feeling my stare upon you, that you’ll be utterly reduced to an ineffective, bumbling, inarticulate man with Asperger’s, because that’s what you are, Jerry.