Pilar: So, Guillermo. Interesting choice. I admire the cojones. Next time you might want to hire someone -- who doesn’t work for me--and who isn’t still mad at you for ratting him out.

mm I really enjoy her delivery there. watched it more than once.
:50 sec mark:



mmm I love it. her facial expression: 'interesting choice.'


the breathy 'hire someone' and very quiet, quick 'who doesn't work for me' straight into & with classic bitchy chin jut so-there: 'and who isn't still mad at you for ratting him out.'



scene transcript (or? dialogue text. what they said, written out.) found at
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Fuck me? Fuck you.
Pilar: You look nice.
Nancy: Well, thank you. You look nice too.
Pilar: So, Guillermo. Interesting choice.
Nancy: Guillermo?
Pilar: I admire the cojones. Next time you might want to hire someone who doesn’t work for me, and isn’t still mad at you for ratting him out.
Nancy: I’ll keep that in mind. Next time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, some bitch told me I had to leave early. Oh, your press-on nails are digging into my arm.
Pilar: You think this is a joke?
Nancy: You took a fucking shot at me, and you hit my kid. And you cut my husband’s balls off. That’s three you owe me, four if we count the balls separately.
Pilar: Let’s make it six.
Nancy: We’re counting yours, too?
Pilar: Esteban needs you and the baby for photos, but Silas and Shane are… what’s the word? Extraneous. We don’t need them to complete our pretty pictures.
Nancy: You come anywhere near my children, I’ll kill you myself.
Pilar: You look stunning in black. The people will be very sympathetic to the grieving mother who has just lost her beautiful children in a tragic… car accident? Or perhaps a plane crash? Or perhaps…


The Deep End of the Ocean - TWoP recap of Weeds 5.13 All About My Mom - by Jacob | p15 of 15:
Out of the mise-en-scène comes a croquet mallet, into Pilar's head and thence to the water, hefted by the increasingly bad-ass terrifying Strange Botwin, terror of the soccer field, biter of karate feet, ghost whisperer, apprentice thug, drug dealer, bird-shooter, fruit punch-mouthed, threesome-haver, junior alcoholic, celebrity disease enthusiast, profane rap artist, valedictory detournist, budding masochist, beheading video terrorist. "I couldn't find a golf club," he explains to his mystified mother, and they watch Pilar's blood fill the water from the shallows all the way to the deep end.


Jacob begins the recap p1
("As I stand before you today on the brink of junior high, here is what I have to say.")

= Shane's graduation speech, season 2:
fuckyeahweeds.tumblr - Shane: As I stand before you today on the brink of...

Shane: As I stand before you today on the brink of junior high, here is what I have to say. You have failed us all! Everything is not okay! We have become alienated, desensitized, angry, and frightened. If we picture Agrestic as an airplane, a grand soaring jet carrying us through the sky, I think you all need to understand - there are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.
(Season 2, Episode 12: Pittsburgh)

nice choice, Jacob, interspersing Shane's words of warning through this episode's recap.

Pilar explains: "Esteban needs you and the baby for photos. But Silas and Shane? They are... what's the word... Extraneous. We don't need them to complete our pretty pictures."

("You're not safe. You moved here so that you'd feel safe, but your children are not safe.")


..Strange Botwin, terror of the soccer field, fruit punch-mouth, biter of karate feet, junior alcoholic, apprentice thug.


when Shane ask Silas why he stayed
Silas: "Because it looked like you were going to go off the deep end, and I wanted to be around to jump in."